All right you mangy myriad of moldering monsters… October is only five days away and I need to whip this army of darkness into shape for the upcoming Halloween season. Fall in as I call your names!
FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER… LOOK ALIVE!
DRACULA… GET THE SAND OUT OF YER EYES!
INVISIBLE MAN, WIPE THAT GRIN OFF YOUR FACE OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND–
OKAY, NEVER MIND… FALL IN!
WHERE YOU FROM, TALBOT? LANWELLY? THE ONLY THINGS THAT COME FROM LANWELLY ARE DOPES AND ‘THROPES! WHICH ARE YOU BOY?
NOW SOUND OFF LIKE YA GOT A PAIR!
YOU EYEBALLIN’ ME, CYCLOPS?
DRACULA, WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?
YOU, MASTER SIMS… QUIT YER GOLDBRICKIN’!
KHARIS… HOW MANY TANA LEAVES DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE YOU NOT AN EMBARRASSMENT TO YOUR COUNTRY?!
DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANY CHILDREN THAT LIVED?
BLACULA… YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT!
YOU GOT A PROBLEM… MAGGOT?!!!
HIDEOUS SUN DEMON… RISE AND SHINE!
MICHEAL MYERS… LOOK SHARP!
MR. VAMPIRE… HOP TO!
WELL, WELL, WELL, LOOK WHO FOUND THE WAR. SHOW ME YOUR SCARE FACE, SOLDIER!
I WANT EVERYBODY TO SHOW ME THEIR SCARE FACE! I WANT TO LOOK DOWN THIS LINE AND SEE NOTHING BUT SCARE FACES!
SHOW ME YOUR SCARE FACE!
SHOW ME YOUR SCARE FACE!
SHOW ME YOUR SCARE FACE!
SHOW ME YOUR SCARE FACE!
SHOW ME YOUR SCARE FACE!
SHOW ME YOUR SCARE FACE!
SHOW ME YOUR SCARE FACE!
SHOW ME YOUR SCARE FACE!
SHOW ME YOUR SCARE FACE!
SHOW ME YOUR SCARE FACE!
SHOW ME YOUR SCARE FACE!
SHOW ME YOUR SCARE FACE!
SHOW ME YOUR SCARE FACE!
SHOW ME YOUR SCARE FACE!
SHOW ME YOUR SCARE FACE!
SHOW ME YOUR SCARE FACE
NOW GET YOUR INHUMAN ASSES OUT THERE AND SHOW THEM WHAT THE HELL IT’S ALL ABOUT!